“Some of these people you’re obsessed with are grown men and twice your age!”
Plot twist: Only tumblr users survive the apocalypse because we were too lazy to go outside to see what was going on.
Second plot twist: We don’t realize everyone else is gone until we run out of food. We don’t really care until all the Nutella is gone.
Third plot twist: We finally all meet up because we have to repopulate the world.
Fourth plot twist: Everyone on tumblr actually gets laid.
ERICA GOLDSON: Graduation speech
HOLY FUCK. YES.
Writers are forgetful,
but they remember everything.
They forget appointments and anniversaries,
but remember what you wore,
how you smelled,
on your first date…
They remember every story you’ve ever told them -
but forget what you’ve just said.
They don’t remember to water the plants
or take out the trash,
but they don’t forget how
to make you laugh.
Writers are forgetful
the important things.
its 2013. we can go to mars. and we’re still voting on rights for people with vaginas. Incredible
"People with vaginas" What are those called again?
they’re called people with fucking vaginas because not every person with a vagina identifies as a woman
I wanna sing in a pop punk band and play at warped and save kids lives and have them scream my lyrics back at me but I CAN’T bc bottom line is I’m not talented enough and that suuuuuuuucks
1. steven moffat can’t kill him